Native Hawaiians called the fish Maku'u or exploding intestines

A description of walu from the Honolulu Fish Company.

Walu has a rich, buttery flavor that is luscious cooked and a delicacy raw. This exotic sashimi grade fish is also known as "white tuna" because of its rich oil content and tuna like texture. Density and high moisture retention make this a versatile fish to prepare and a valuable commodity raw. Its paper white color marks up especially well on the grill.

Sounds delicious! Except they left out the exploding intestines and ruined underpants part.

State Representative James Tokioka did some research and drafted a bill that prohibits catching, selling or even possessing walu in Hawaii.

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Chum Caption Contest

Use the comment section to give us your best.  Winner lands a Reel Pure Waterproof lid.

Red Gold in ASCII Text

ASCIImeo allows you to search for and view any Vimeo video in ASCII text. Serves no real purpose other than providing something to stare at when the shrooms kick in. 

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Why is it always the geese with the chip on their shoulder?

"What'd I do to you?"

Brown Trout Not Included

Sit back, relax and enjoy a spot of fishing whilst you finish your business. The Toilet Fishing Set includes 4 fish, a perspex bowl, fishing rod and 'Do Not Disturb' sign!

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"Shame on you Gail Shea"

In light of recent B.C. discussion (April Vokey Fishschtick Episode 27 interview included), this clip couldn't be more timely. Unfortunately, it's PETA driven.

Shame on Gail Shea?  Shame on her hair stylist as well.

via Houston-Today.com