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Someone told us beards are "in." The perfect gift for that wannabe lumbersexual in your life.

Flannel shirt not included.

Now for that loved one who has an actual beard.

The woodsy, earthy scent of this beard oil brings together the solitary notes of nature and craftsmanship. The smell of freshly chopped forest woods move into a dusty carpenter's workshop, leaving behind the deep leathered richness of a cobbler's apron. Its very hardy, masculine fragrance works well with the rugged scruff left behind after a lazy summer's week of no shaving to the full-grown winter's beard. In addition to smelling great, the oils also help to moisturize surface skin and condition follicles. Can be used as a beard oil or as an oil based cologne. Great for all skin-types.

In a pinch can be used as a substitute for chainsaw oil.

The ultimate new toy for that annoying fly fishing filmmaking friend who already has a Red Epic and a fleet of drones.

Fly fishing leggings! Wear them to hot yoga, school or a casual night out in Livingston.

A trout that will haunt your dreams..literally.

Haunted Waters Sheets.

This shit is fucking great with vodka.

The Complete Rods fishing CD. From the same team who brought you Waders of Fire.

Hit it and quit it.....

Git to the maximum bitchin level with this Pig Farm Ink shotgun koozie! Yup its a koozie that lest you shotgun your beer at a moments notice.

The party level is high with this device.

Those mad scientists at 3M have re-released their Spray on Angler Legend Series. A small amount of this spray in the face will turn any average Joe fly guy into an aged fly fishing legend complete with large supply of witty anecdotes, out and out lies and obscure fly fishing advice.

The wizened appearance is guaranteed to last long enough for a full day at the fly show tying table, and each can holds enough for a dozen transformations. To avoid any long term genetic damage, 3M advises that you use Spray on Angler no more than twice a week. Excessive use may result in a severe allergic reaction to fiberglass, bamboo, graphite, carbon fiber and indicators.

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Whether she's wading the Madison River, or Madison Avenue, your favorite fashionista will be thrilled with the all new Patagonia/Uggs Paisley Button Aluminum Bar Boot. Drafting off the success of their all new Rockgrip aluminum bar boot, and their Margot dress, Patagonia has partnered up with Uggs to offer a sportswear inspired wading boot that is as equally at home on the Barnes Hole as it is on the escalator at Macys. These new boots may look casual, but rest assured, they have been ambassador tested in some of the toughest wading conditions on the planet. From Soho and South Coast Plaza, to both Miracle Miles, these new boots from Patagooch will keep your sweetheart smilin and stylin.

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This is one gift you won't find under the TU Christmas tree this year.

Tonka Pebble Mine Mania is the perfect gift for the militant pro resource extraction advocate in the family. How stoked will they be as they build their own virtual Pebble Mine complete with virtual jobs and destroyed ecosystems. Pebble Mine Mania also has multiplayer capability where players can compete on-line in a race to see who can dig the biggest open pit, build the largest earthen dam or destroy the most salmon spawning habitat.

Check out these actual game screen shots.

This used to be prime salmon spawning habitat......not anymore!

Game play features realistic Bristol Bay weather.

Dig the largest open pit and score dirty gold bonus points!

Awesome first person mode puts you behind the wheel of some heavy earth busting machinery.

Act now! Buy Pebble Mine Mania today and as a holiday bonus gift you will receive this photo of Pebble CEO John Shively that is suitable for framing.

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Somebody has their priorities backwards.

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This holiday season get that fly fishing film aficionado the must have DVD of the year, Geofish, Adventures with Baba Looey. Follow the madcap Motiv crew, except for Thad who is allergic to donkey dander, as they rescue Baba from a shady Tijuana back alley establishment and search from Baja to Belize for his rightful owners. Along the way they learn that not only does B.L. have a nose for permit and Pacifico, but that traveling with a famous show donkey will get you out of trouble with the cartels everytime.

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This holiday season while away the hours on your touchscreen device with Angry Trouts!

In Angry Trouts, players launch trouts at evil sindicators stationed on or within various structures, with the intent of destroying all the sindicators on the playfield. If all of the sindicators are defeated by the time the last trout is used, the level is completed and the next level is unlocked. Points are scored for each sindicator defeated as well as for damage to, or destruction of, structures, and bonus points are awarded for any unused trout.