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Someone told us beards are "in." The perfect gift for that wannabe lumbersexual in your life.

Flannel shirt not included.

Now for that loved one who has an actual beard.

The woodsy, earthy scent of this beard oil brings together the solitary notes of nature and craftsmanship. The smell of freshly chopped forest woods move into a dusty carpenter's workshop, leaving behind the deep leathered richness of a cobbler's apron. Its very hardy, masculine fragrance works well with the rugged scruff left behind after a lazy summer's week of no shaving to the full-grown winter's beard. In addition to smelling great, the oils also help to moisturize surface skin and condition follicles. Can be used as a beard oil or as an oil based cologne. Great for all skin-types.

In a pinch can be used as a substitute for chainsaw oil.

The ultimate new toy for that annoying fly fishing filmmaking friend who already has a Red Epic and a fleet of drones.

Fly fishing leggings! Wear them to hot yoga, school or a casual night out in Livingston.

A trout that will haunt your dreams..literally.

Haunted Waters Sheets.

This shit is fucking great with vodka.

The Complete Rods fishing CD. From the same team who brought you Waders of Fire.

Hit it and quit it.....

Git to the maximum bitchin level with this Pig Farm Ink shotgun koozie! Yup its a koozie that lest you shotgun your beer at a moments notice.

The party level is high with this device.

Those mad scientists at 3M have re-released their Spray on Angler Legend Series. A small amount of this spray in the face will turn any average Joe fly guy into an aged fly fishing legend complete with large supply of witty anecdotes, out and out lies and obscure fly fishing advice.

The wizened appearance is guaranteed to last long enough for a full day at the fly show tying table, and each can holds enough for a dozen transformations. To avoid any long term genetic damage, 3M advises that you use Spray on Angler no more than twice a week. Excessive use may result in a severe allergic reaction to fiberglass, bamboo, graphite, carbon fiber and indicators.