On the 10th Day of Christmahanakwanzakah
Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 12:02AM 
This is one gift you won't find under the TU Christmas tree this year.
Tonka Pebble Mine Mania is the perfect gift for the militant pro resource extraction advocate in the family. How stoked will they be as they build their own virtual Pebble Mine complete with virtual jobs and destroyed ecosystems. Pebble Mine Mania also has multiplayer capability where players can compete on-line in a race to see who can dig the biggest open pit, build the largest earthen dam or destroy the most salmon spawning habitat.
Check out these actual game screen shots.
This used to be prime salmon spawning habitat......not anymore!
Game play features realistic Bristol Bay weather.
Dig the largest open pit and score dirty gold bonus points!
Awesome first person mode puts you behind the wheel of some heavy earth busting machinery.
Act now! Buy Pebble Mine Mania today and as a holiday bonus gift you will receive this photo of Pebble CEO John Shively that is suitable for framing.
Reader Comments (2)
WTF, it's hard to fathom that anyone would want to glorify pebble mine. I now know that John Shively should be buried at the bottom of an open pit mine.
Hilarious!
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