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Whether you're here with a small rod seeking help or you're hung like a horse, you've come to the right place

PETA U.K. has launched a cheeky new anti fishing campaign called, "Do Anglers Have Small Rods?" The campaign features its own dedicated website and handy downloadable penis ruler.


Anglers in Britain are a bit tweaked by one of the campaign billboards that has been put up near a popular fishing spot that was the site of a recent carp tragedy.

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more infantile pranks from peta.... I guess they're assuming women don't fish. Bring back Naomi Campbell as peta ambassador, she now looks sane and informed by comparison.

September 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAndy Baird

Thank goodness their phallic legal stick is in metric, the imperial units don't go small enough for me.

September 22, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterthedudeman

People who don't like to fish once again coming up with insulting reasons why people do.

This kind of poor logic could be aimed at an endless variety of stuff we humans enjoy for no other reason than "because".

These neo-idiots need to quit thinking so much.

"Are people who don't like to fish big furry pussies? Use this pussy meter to find out!"

September 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterWhaaaaaaat?

Fucking bait fishing, net hucking, meat hunters

September 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBlake


September 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBLOW ME PETA

I'll be downloading their penis ruler, laminating it and using it to determine which fish I can legally kill and eat.

September 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAC

More proof that PETA sucks. They know all about penis lengths!

September 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDale Von Bargen

Yes it is PETA. But not because i fish. I'm legally handicaped. You see i have MD. I am deeply offended. I will be calling my lawyers over at the ACLU.

September 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMoose

So they're automatically fags

September 22, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterthey're British

These guys must also love to rag on the summer Olympics. I hear the javelin throwers and pole vaulters are hung like squirrels. As are all baseball players, billiards players, people who walk with canes and those Scottish dudes who throw logs.

I love animals, and you’d think on paper they have a noble cause, but what a bunch of idiots. I am constantly amazed by their blatant idiocy, immaturity and hypocrisy:

September 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterFishin' Terp

Nothing like hurting your own cause with a piss poor campaign. if they weren't so crazy they might actually get some followers outside the angry lesbian population.

September 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMT

Dear MoldyChum - PLEASE stop informing us about PETA, we dont give a shit, the world dont give a crap either. They have ZERO leverage at all ! Good for a laugh though. They have no right to be recognised by the legitimate fishing world.

Ona side note, id love to share my rod with a few PETA babes though... some are actually kinda doable :)

September 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterNEWT

poor logic and a poor bunch of bastards

September 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommentermypenisisbiggerthantheU.K.

Chum Dogs ........FUCK PETA don't post no bullshizzle like that on here anymore. Those people suck chum balls.

September 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJeff Foglesong


September 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSpeyDog


September 23, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterbigduke60

who cares.... zero influence. peter meter rules-gonna use it with my goal setting agenda.

September 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKJC

People Eating Tasty Animals

September 24, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterdanimal

That won't measure my peta

September 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMore merkin please

I was been an angler for 11 years! Being a angler is no way to tell how large penis is, that it! The girls working at PETA have virgina’s the size of a pea!

December 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTheBaron

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