Friday
Sep172010
Asian Carp Czar calls for more plankton, imperial conquest

Speaking through a fish translator, the total ruler of Western Hemisphere Asian Carp and descendant of fish deities said the extra foodstuffs will go to support his 'glorious plan for imperial expansion' into the fertile waters of Lake Michigan.
LINK (Via:The Motor City Malcontent)
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Reader Comments (1)
Mess wid Chicago will youse...Mr. Al Carpone says youse carp will be swimmin wid da fishes when we git done wid youse. Youse will be screamin "don't tase me bro!" when youse try comming up da canal!