Monday
Feb152010
Zero to Hero
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 12:01AM 
Follow the trials and tribulations of a dedicated group of fly anglers know as the Musky Tribe.
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Reader Comments (92)
Brad, this is GOD. You know me, you use my name in vain. Long ago, I forgot to give Moses the
11th Commandment....THOU SHALT NOT POSE! NO PEARLY GATES FOR YOU!! Over the Centuries I have given strict orders that Heaven has no place for Posers, Arrogant Needle-Dicks, Immature and Insecure Sissy La-La Bedwetters and Psychotic Phonies who bully others and use GOD"S Creatures for Shameless and Undeserved Self-Promotion. Until the day you meet me, you will live in tormented guilt with yourself. When you finally do meet me, you will live in torment only.
HADES just sent me a text message, and even HADES does not want your soul.
Yawn! Religion...
Dear AA Haters.
Sorry I didn't respond earlier, I was too busy being awesome. But now that Im back I wanted to set the record straight. I Brad Bohen Aka The Afton Angler aka The Musky Murderer aka The Pike Punisher aka The King of Kill.. Did not in no way shape or form commit such heinous crimes to my darling the Magnificent Musky. As many of you who follow my, well read blog, may know I am a ambassador to the Bass a Pimp of the Pan fish. I refuse to harm, hurt, molest, fondle, grope, heavy pet anything with fins. Let alone the 9 year old girl scout who approached the trailer in 07. So Im here , Im queer and Im steering clear of this accusations. But if your every up in my country and want a great day of fishing with no shirt on ... Please Feel free to contact me at. wwww.Ihatethefuckingmusky.com or call me at 867.5309.
Give my best to all the Drakians. your master has returned from San Francisco.
Your Friend
Brad "Butt Pirate" Bohen
Holy Cow - pretty entertaining stuff fellows.
I have been so busy self glorifying myself all over the interwebs that I almost missed this treasure on Chum. Even God called me out. I'm impressed, I really am.
This kind of pussy tallk used to chap my hide pretty easliy. Now I just hold up the mirror to the asshats that can only see the negative and watch them blanch. I also like to invite them to post up under their real name and stand by the insults they so casually sling about.
Go ahead I'm all eyes and ears...post under your real name and I'll take you seriously.
Or you can feel free to send me an email or call my phone number,..both of which are easliy found because I am a real person.
You Jackals got most everything right. I'm a royal asshole, I'm a hack angler and my flies are just shitty. In fact I just laugh my ass off that I am able to figure out how to get to the river and back most days. Every fish I catch is a minor miracle!
Hell, if any of you real anglers ever actually got up to Musky Country and tried fishing I'll bet you would wipe out our river musky populations in a long weekend. If a schmuck like me can do it...
I never really get to fish but for once or twice a year. With all the self promoting and public jacking off I need to do to keep my little ego all stroked I can hardly justify actually having to fish.
Plus there is all that tire cutting and other dastardly stuff I keep busy at.
For those of you with a heart and brain who enjoy fly fishing for what it really is - I appreciate your comments and interest. You all can and do see the truth and what a glorious and wonderful world this is and how truly cool the fly fishing lifestyle is.
I am a simple person. I struggle with right and wrong but get things right as often as grace allows me. I care about nature and life and my fellow man.
Those who know me understand and appreciate things on the same level that I do. Others I can see will struggle with things...
I have never claimed to be anything other than a passionate angler with a deep appreciation for this blessed angling life. If you get me ten yards away from the water I am barely janitor material...and I thank God every day for creating me to be an angler.
Chill out and do something positive today.
I'm going to go get my ass kicked once again trying to swing up a steelhead...
Sincerely
Brad Bohen
The Afton Angler
Still a douche. Good Luck
Wow, there's really nothing like the anonymous nature of the interwebs to really bring out the true cocksuckers :)
I'm laughing too hard to fully process all this shit, but lemme give it a try...
There's a dude talking shit about us cause we have nicknames, as he posts under some gay title he created for himself...
There's dudes talking about poaching private water on the Chippewa!!? Ever been there? The shit's open to the PUBLIC...
And I gotta say I've never seen anyone called an 'arrogant needle dick' by someone trying to pass himself off as GOD!!!
Oh, and just so ya know, Robert Tomes fished muskies for 2 days last year, and Brad put in over 150, and helped him with the book- FOR FREE! Yep he's certainly an asshole.
Myself, I could give a shit less about anything other than the fishing. If you wanna run us down for trying to promote our business that allows us to be on the water everyday you unhappy assholes stare at a computer in your sad little cubicle in a concrete jungle somewhere, that's fine. But publically attacking someone you know absolutely nothing about is a good way to show the world what jealous little backbiting sons of bitches you really are- so by all means continue.
Actions truly speak louder than words so why don't one of you pussies step up and break that record if it offends you so much? If he's poaching on private water that you own (the only way it would really be any of your fucking business) why not call the DNR- I'd love to hear their response. Or even better, if you've got any balls at all, come on up north and let's have a face to face discussion- rest assured this little fantasy internet bullshit can and will become very real in a quick hurry.
You can write whatever you like about us, just make sure you spell the names right, we'll take all the free publicity we can get, and we damn sure aren't hiding behind any gay little internet titles.
BRIAN ALAN PORTER
Brian Porter fishes with worms.
Brad Bohen eats donkey dick.
Robert Tomes is God.
Brian Porter loved me and then left me. Now I have herpes.
Thank you, "IambetterthaneveryoneatsuckingRobert'sdick," for helping me make my point, I really do appreciate it.
If you ever decide to act like a man, let's go dunk some worms- you're just the type I'd take fishing twice, but only bring home once...
Cheers fuckhead :)
you cheated on me
Who can deny someone that can knee slide an entire dance floor?
Brian Porter is Gay.... Dude I reckon I would kick your ass and your suede boot wearing boyfriend. AA U like his hair long so u too pillow biters can hang on to each other.... Get some balls and fish some salt.. you bruised boners.. Robert Thomes owns your ass. and the Musky gig.... So go hide behind your suck and die.... your child's play.
You reckon eh? I'll believe it when I see it bitch. Keep hiding behind your intials, it's in your best interest :)
Brian & Brad,
I dont know either of you, that being said I will help you kick the shit out of SRV. What an aweful peice of fuckstain he is. Just aweful...
Did Brad ass bang your wives with that Skee? Fucks sake some of you are fucking pathetic, but hilarious as shit none the less.
Well Anal Angler, Good you grew some hair on the old sack. No I am not afraid of of my name being out there. Jack Savage. I live in Chitown and will be sure to make your meeting at the Whorvis store. I will be the there to see you make an ass out of yourself. I can't wait . As to your little ass buddy Tatu Porter bring him with you.I am sure you will since you both will be hanging in rest areas along the way looking for new friends.
PORTER, BRIAN ALAN
DULUTH, MN 55806
08/24/1983 Pro Se
Retained
Jurisdiction
State of Minnesota
ASMUS, MARY E
Charge Information
Charges: PORTER, BRIAN ALAN
Statute
Level
Date
1. AID/ABET POSS.STOLEN PROP 609.53 Converted: Offense Level Not Available 09/10/2002
Events & Orders of the Court
DISPOSITIONS
10/09/2002
Disposition (Judicial Officer: Judge, Presiding)
1. AID/ABET POSS.STOLEN PROP
Guilty
10/09/2002
Plea (Judicial Officer: Judge, Presiding)
1. AID/ABET POSS.STOLEN PROP
Guilty
10/09/2002
Converted TCIS Criminal Sentence (Judicial Officer: Person,Carol M. ,)
1. AID/ABET POSS.STOLEN PROP
09/10/2002 (CNVLEVEL) 609.53 (CNVOFFENSE)
Converted Disposition:
Pronounced: 10 Days
Converted Disposition:
Fine or Jail Time
Fined: $295.00
Surcharge: $35.00
Costs: $7.00
Converted Disposition:
Comments:
PG $300 & FEES OR 10CJ OR CSW/PAY REAS REST/REST OPEN 60
DAYS
Jack I love it.. These guys are total handjobs..and apparently criminals. Peace...
Brad & Brain
On behalf of the Musky Tribe, We want to thank you for taking a moment out of your busy schedule to make a guest posting on Moldy Chum. I don't know were these guys get all this information, but we know it not to be true. As it states in the Musky Tribe Manual (MTM) section 101 C " Members of the Tribe need not explain to others reasons of actions". I just think its great you guys really keep the members hoping for change. As a MTM thanks for being such great role models to the member and our families. My son Bradley Brian says hello and thanks for the scholarship help. My daughter Lucky is really looking forward to the Orvis visit and hopes she gets the chance to share her musky stories with the both of you. I will say it loud for all to hear the MTM and our leader Brad Bohen and Brian Porter are great citizens, fearless leaders & role models for us members. Keep up the good work.
MTM # 413
Iranian President
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Matt, thanks for the kind words. I have never been in the Whorvis store maybe I should come and visit you while you are working there. I support the fine shop of Chifly and will never spend a red cent in the Whorvis operations. I will be attending the muskie presentation though. I am sure you will be working there that evening so I will see you then.
Hey guys!
I like regular fishing for muskie with bait and whatnot but saw that you guyz know lotz about it so i figured u all could help. I thought about asking AA but you guys seem to know more and are awesomer so how about some tips? Is a 5 weight good enough? If so, which is the best? How many spools of tippet will I need? I got some clousers off ebay. Do they work?
Thanks in advance for all your help. Tight lines and screaming reels brahs.
Yep, this ended up being worse than bull trout... fucking pathetic.
Jack Pine,
Since Chicago is such a fine place for the fly fishing enthusiast, with such great locations as Naperville, Cicero, and the outskirts of Gary, we thought perhaps you could no longer pimp Wisconsin and instead, focus on your home waters. I'm sure there are plenty of asian carp that will enthusiastically jump into your boat if you let them.
Now, go fuck yourself.
Ron
SRV
Still a Super Revolting Vagina. With many different post names to hide behind and still can't catch anything over 15" except asian carp and dicks in his ass.
Go die.