On the 9th Day of Christmahanakwanza

Today's holiday gift is a trio of super secret flies guaranteed to bring some holiday cheer to that special someone's fly box.

The Sunday Brunch Salmon Fly

This excellet imitation of a garlic bagel with cream cheese and smoked salmon produces a bulging wake when fished properly. Fills fish with desire for a little something to eat. This large colorful salmon fly has also proven effective with sturgeon, sable and whitefish.

Experienced anglers may wish to improve on this time tested pattern, so the fly comes with enough extra hackle, lead and rubber strips to add replicas of a Sunday Times and a Bloody Mary to the basic brunch pattern.

Only $15.99 a pound!

 

One More for The Road Streamer

A very wet fly for tippling fish. As fly is drawn through water, fluttering action of vinyl cocktail napkin throws out pulsating vibrations which sound, to inebriated fish, like an offer of a free drink. Effective on walleyed perch, pickled herring and other fish that drink like fish. For best results, troll slowly so fish does not miss hook on lunge.

Available in olive, lemon peel and cocktail onion.

The Corleone

Soft flexible hand has extremely lifelike motion in the water. Inviting wad of cash distracts from miniature meat hook. Fly appeals to ambitous or gullible fish who are drawn to pattern by promise of offer they can't refuse.

A sinking version with bulging eyes is also available, please specify The Luca Brasi when ordering.

Today's gifts brought to you by Items from Our Catalog.

On the 10th Day of Christmahanakwanza

The Outcast Executive pontoon boat is the perfect gift for the fishing executive who needs more than the current crop of smart phones while on the river. In addition to making trades on the built in computer, this rig also comes equipped with the latest waterproof color copier. Now you can print and collate tomorrow's TPS reports without having to give up any valuable fishing time.

For those days when you have the unavoidable video conference call, simply deploy the retractable office backdrop, slip on the accessory suit dickey, and no one will ever know you're actually out swinging for steel on your favorite river.

On the 11th Day of Christmahanakwanza

This holiday season give the biggest and best in fly storage systems on the market today, the new and improved Cliff Bugger Barn. The new Cliff system allows you to effectively organize your rods, reels, flies, waders, wading boots, drift boat, pontoon raft, float tube, R.V., pop up camper, and 4 wheel drive vehicle. Just about anything, and we mean anything, can effectivley be stored in THE Barn.

The Barn is only $79,999 and is available with an optional Amish community which will have your new barn up in no time. Shipping and handling not included, additional charges will apply for orders going to EBF Egypt or Wyoming.

On the 12th Day of Christmahanakwanza

Get that special angler in your life the # 2 lure that is #1! Is there any better way to tell that special someone you care about them then by giving them a fake turd armed with two treble hooks?

Pardon the pun, but the floater does double duty. Simply remove the hooks and you have the best doodie imitation for the country club pool since the Baby Ruth bar.

From the folks at Sewer Lure.

The 12 Days of Christmahanakwanza

Time again for our annual war on Christmas!

We'll kick off our countdown tomorrow with the first of our Chum worthy holiday gifts for the holiday season, in the meantime.......