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The Outcast Executive pontoon boat is the perfect gift for the fishing executive who needs more than the current crop of smart phones while on the river. In addition to making trades on the built in computer, this rig also comes equipped with the latest waterproof color copier. Now you can print and collate tomorrow's TPS reports without having to give up any valuable fishing time.

For those days when you have the unavoidable video conference call, simply deploy the retractable office backdrop, slip on the accessory suit dickey, and no one will ever know you're actually out swinging for steel on your favorite river.

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[ficklepuss, esq.]

F that yuppy crap. How bout a sattelite dish, tv, and a dvr for the lowbow types. Any size screen will do, as long as it is in color.