BP settles with US for $4.5 billion in Gulf spill

BP said Thursday that it will pay $4.5 billion in a settlement with the U.S. government over the massive 2010 oil spill and will plead guilty to felony counts related to the deaths of 11 workers and lying to Congress.

The figure includes nearly $1.3 billion in criminal fines — the largest such penalty ever — along with payments to several government entities.

LINK (via:The LA Times)

I’m sorry I slept with your girlfriend, BP. I was drunk.

You Should Totally Apologize to BP.

Carl Hiaasen Takes Aim at BP

Every time a BP executive appears on television, I think of the garage scene from the movie Animal House. An expensive car belonging to Flounder's brother has just been trashed on a drunken road trip, and the smooth-talking Otter comforts the distraught Delta pledge with these cheery words: ``You f----- up! You trusted us! Hey, make the best of it.''

If only the BP guys were half as honest. 

 LINK (Via: The Miami Herald)

F>CK BP

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