What do undocumented North American Primates sound like?

More on Scott Nelson's linguistic breakdown here

'He's still able to fish the pants off of all of us'

Anyone who's dropped a line in the North Umpqua River has probably seen him: an 89-year-old man who has made it his life's passion to be a good fisherman.

The North Umpqua is one of the world's premier fly fishing destinations. This river was put on the map thanks largely in part to the work of Frank Moore, fly fishing legend.

LINK (via: KPIC)

What do unrecognized North American Primates eat?

And, how do they do it?  Here's some "food for thought"...

Deer:

"I readied my bow and four does came running within fifteen yards. they appeared to be spooked by something."

"He makes a (my left- his right) turn and jumps on this deer killing it. The deer cries out three times and stops. All is now quiet again."

"Then today my mom told me she was walking the dog in the woods and found a huge piece of poop with fur in it."

"There on the gravel bar was a freshly killed deer, steam rising from it and blood coming off it, and the brush was splattered with blood maybe as high as 8 to 10 feet. But the worst part was, the upper torso (stomach to head) was gone."

"So I’m sitting there, watching the deer, and all of a sudden it sticks its head strait up in the air and looks behind it and freezes."

How they skin a deer video

Hogs:

"As the squealing hog bounced off the tree, it pounced on it, beating it with its fist like a person pounding on a desk."

Elk:

"I turned with my flash light and looked behind me and almost 100 feet behind me was an up right walking creature dragging the dead elk that the car I was towing had hit down the side of a hill."

Sheep:

"We watched as these big animals chased the sheep for what seemed like hours. In reality, the whole chase scene was about 20 or 30 minutes."

Shellfish:

"As the morning sun was rising I could clearly see approx. 150 yds a large dark hairy figure with facial (skin) like features bent over and what appeared to be turning over rocks."

Frogs:

"While going around a curve in the highway we came within 50' of a Sascquatch that was stooping in the middle of the road eating frogs."

Fruits/Veggies:

"It was squatting down eating the vegetables from the plants there. I could even hear it eating from where I stood."

"He eats grapefruit off of the tree, sometimes leaving a large bite mark on a half of grapefruit (usually hanging three feet above my reach)."

"It had a piece of corn in its hand and I mean a hand like a humans hand."

"Kulls publicly unveiled a trailcam photo that showed a Sasquatch stealing apples. The photo was taken last year in September around 12:02AM."

Dumpster Diving:

"Hearing a shuffling bang noise near the dumpster, she slowed her bike and began looking. Behind the shed was more than a noise. A shadowy sasquatch shape."

"I saw it as it was rooting through a garbage dumpster. In a matter of seconds my brain went through a kind of checklist to try to rationalize what I was seeing."

"The next day after seeing the tracks near the garbage dumpster area I was convinced it was a Bigfoot."

The Kitchen Sink:

"Its diet includes "roots, slugs, frogs, deer, elk, fish, onions and berries. It literally licks its fingers after eating a meal of skunk cabbage."

Quigley Memorial Video

Nice little tribute to Bob Quigley produced by Kevin Price.

Vintage Chum

It was at that moment Lefty said to himself, from this day forward I'm going to be the one getting guided.

Vintage Chum - Another Splendid Edition