Wednesday
Nov142012
Obese Salmon Unable To Swim Upstream To Spawn
Wednesday, November 14, 2012 at 5:16PM 
“I wish some female would just come down here and let me externally fertilize her eggs so I wouldn’t have to swim all the way up to the goddamn headwaters,” the salmon said. “Not that any female would let me deposit sperm on her roe anyway.”
tagged fat salmon, the onion in Humor
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Reader Comments (2)
Some other creep is just gonna come along and eat it anyway!
That fish right there is spawn of one of the FGFF guys