On the 3rd Day of Christmahanakwanzakah

Tired of invasive species? Disillusioned by all the bullshit hype around rubber soled wading shoes? Never going to clean dry and inspect? You'll never worry about aquatic hitchhikers again as you float above the various nasties with just one push of a button on these state of the art levitating waders with ramjet power. Using the same technology developed for the Harrier jump jet, you can perform vertical take offs from the river bank or even the deck of a drift boat..... optional safety tether not included.