Friday
Oct142011
What Fish Don't Want You to Know
Friday, October 14, 2011 at 12:00AM 
10. Mayflies taste like chicken.
9. Caddis? Chicken
8. Stoneflies? Chicken
7. Midges? Tiny chicken
6. San Juan Worms? Yummy chicken
5. Scuds? Shrimp flavored chicken.
4. Mysis? See above
3. Ants? Ass
2. Hoppers? More chicken.
1. Wooly Buggers? Fuzzy chicken.
Reader Comments (2)
Salmon eggs? chicken eggs
So what you're saying is we could stop all this mucking around with lures and flies and just fish with chicken? :)