What Fish Don't Want You to Know

Friday, October 14, 2011 at 12:00AM
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10. Mayflies taste like chicken.

9. Caddis? Chicken

8. Stoneflies? Chicken

7. Midges? Tiny chicken

6. San Juan Worms? Yummy chicken

5. Scuds? Shrimp flavored chicken.

4. Mysis? See above

3. Ants? Ass

2. Hoppers? More chicken.

1. Wooly Buggers? Fuzzy chicken.

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