Thursday
May062010
Letterman's Top 10 BP Excuses for the Gulf Coast Oil Spill
Thursday, May 6, 2010 at 12:01AM 
10. The Gulf of Mexico was overdue for its 3,000-mile oil change.
9. We promise we’ll get around to it by Labor Day.
8. Relax, it’s only leaking 210,000 gallons a day.
7. Giving everyone a free BP travel mug.
6. Louisiana hasn’t had a disaster in 5 years.
5. Guy from Goldman Sachs said it would make money.
4. Blame FEMA.
3. Did you hear Ricky Martin’s gay?
2. Blame Toyota.
1. Honestly, we’re so reckless—surprised it took this long
(Via: Wicked Outdoorsy)
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Reader Comments (3)
Yet BP is not even the owner of the rig....
"5. Guy from Goldman Sachs said it would make money."
And he was right. Crude price are up 90% during 1st quarter '10, and are only expected to climb higher next quarter. So...... Blow up a not-yet functioning well, lose no actual production, cause a panic, spend lots of money on clean-up, but make lots more money on your actual production....... Mmmmmmm profit.
Dick Cheney lit the match that blew this up when he was starting his bar-b-que to grill up some kittens. And George Bush did it too.