Vince Neil...."Hey Tommy could you imagine how sick and twisted it would be if they masturbated an Orca using a cow vagina... '
Tommy Lee.... " Yeah the only thing more sick and twisted I could think of would be if someday you were Ice skating on a tv reality show called something like Ice skating with the stars....."
Vince Neil..." yeah NO SH*(&T..... your right...hey where did you put that lipstick and that can of hairspray?"
I'm looking forward to the release of is sex tape. Due to the graphic nature of the tape, PETA will be replacing the cow's vagina with a horse's ass.... Tommy Lee.
Reader Comments (8)
Whale masturbation is almost as sick and twisted as finding out you grew up rocking out to a drummer who later became a member of PETA.
There's a joke in here somewhere about the cow's vagina and Pamela Anderson... I'm just too hungover to think of it.
Backstage Motley Crue circa 1989ish
Vince Neil...."Hey Tommy could you imagine how sick and twisted it would be if they masturbated an Orca using a cow vagina... '
Tommy Lee.... " Yeah the only thing more sick and twisted I could think of would be if someday you were Ice skating on a tv reality show called something like Ice skating with the stars....."
Vince Neil..." yeah NO SH*(&T..... your right...hey where did you put that lipstick and that can of hairspray?"
Now's not the time to start thinking Tommy. Go with what you know bro: stabbing narled gash and trying to stay relevant.
What's wrong with love for animals assfag!?
PETA sucks.
I'm looking forward to the release of is sex tape. Due to the graphic nature of the tape, PETA will be replacing the cow's vagina with a horse's ass.... Tommy Lee.
@ Seth "narled gash" absolutely hilarious!