Fly Fishing Meets iStockPhoto

Now we know what happened to that Cheney dude.

I'd kick you off of my dam lawn too.

Madge was found frozen solid during the record cold snap of 75.

Roger's career as a celebrity look-a-like was derailed by his sudden inability to pronounce diabeetus.

It was if those dam trout knew exactly what pattern I was going to be using.

More Fly Fishing Meets iStock Photo

Reginald tests his prototype munchkin fly selector.

Rejected ad comp for Captain Morgan's.

Could someone in creative check if iStock photo has an image of a woman holding fly fishing gear with a navel piercing, suggestive tatt...... and wearing a magenta bra under her fishing vest?

Last time Jim checked he had two legs.

Yup, I'm adopted.

There isn't a river within 50 miles of here.

Roger insisted he fished dry flies exclusively but his creel told a different story.

Look, how many times do I have to tell you! Wear a fuckin belt, you're creepin me out.