Entries in holiday chum (11)
How many Peeps can a 50 cal go through?
Cadbury eggs too!
Happy Easter!
Twas the Night Before Caddis
A Chum holiday post tradition.
Twas the night before Christmas when down by the stream
The full moon looked out on a chill winter scene.
A lone trout was sipping a midge in his brook,
Untroubled by worries of fishers with hooks.
Then from above a small sleigh did appear
Pulled by a brace of eight tiny reindeer.
It swerved of a sudden and down it did glide,
Settling its runners along the streamside.
The fat, jolly driver dove into his sled
And emerged with his three weight held high over head.
"Thank you my elves for this wand smooth as silk.
This break will be better than cookies and milk."
On the 5th Day of Christmahanakwanzakah
Needing a gift for that steelhead angler who is grappling with the new Quality Waters regulations limiting non resident angling on some of B.C.'s hallowed waters? Well with just one spritz of Look and Feel Canadian they will fill the fridge with a two four of Labatt Blue, flip on Hockey Night in Canada, and forget all aboot those restrictions on non resident poachers. Each Look and Feel Canadian contains enough doses to get that special steelhead bum through an entire steelhead season and the side effects are few.
Side effects may include buying an RV and driving to Laughlin for the winter, asking your friends if they can spell Saskatchewan without blinking, installing a backyard ice rink, and yelling toque anytime someone says hat. If after using Look and Feel Canadian you, or someone you know develops a Celine Dion obsession, call your doctor, as this may be a sign of a dangerous medical condition.