Headlines that make the Chum want to drink a case of Staw-Ber-Ritas

BC’s Mount Polley Mine to Re-Open After 2014 Dam Breach

A British Columbia mine that’s become a symbol of mineral extraction’s environmental threats will reopen next month. Provincial officials on Thursday granted the Mount Polley Mine conditional approval to resume limited operations.

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Heineken!!??

Frank Booth, evil hipster trend setter.

Tasteless Yellow Beer Meets Tasteless Yellow Sponge Cake (With Creamy Filling)

Hipsters rejoice!

C. Dean Metropoulos and Co., the Connecticut-based private equity firm behind Pabst Blue Ribbon, is considering making an offer to buy Hostess Brands, Inc., according to Bloomberg.

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