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Entries in craigslist ad of the week (2)

Monday
Apr082013

boats n hoesss - $600 (valparaiso)

Another stellar boat ad from CL...

ok this right here is a prime honey hauler. lemme break it down for you. in one month it will be boat season. until then all you have to do is wax it. float up to the beach in this bad bitch and the hoes will flock.  READ on at Craigslist

Saturday
Feb112012

And if you are a retired person, I welcome your company too.

Found on Craiglist.

Hello. I have been Fly Fishing for seventeen years now. I can teach you how to fly fish. My lessons will include.(depends on what you need too.) How to choose the right fly fishing gear. How to set it up. Your different fly lines, floating, and sinking lines. And how to use them. Knot tying skills. Your leaders, and tippets. Casting lessons. I offer Fly tying lessons for dry fly patterns , and wet fly patterns."Oh" the joy and satisfaction of catching a Lunker Trout on a fly you have created. ( why buy when you can tie?) I also offer guided/ all day fly fishing lessons at a local lake for a set rate. My Lessons are for Adults Only. I enjoy teaching parents, so when they are ready, with confidence they can pass this great hobby unto their kids. You are never to old to learn. If you are a single person "Great". That means more free time to go fly fishing. And if you are a retired person, I welcome your company too. I also have a extra one man boat that I use for lessons. It is very safe, and smooth on the water, like the boat I use. When we are on the water . I will be coaching you from my boat. You will practice your casting skills from a boat. Then when you are ready, you can start to fish. You will learn different trolling methods from me. And how to set the hook, fight, and bring a lunker trout to your net. With the training you will recieve from me. You will be able to use your new skills at any lake, or river to catch trout ,or salmon. Send me your contact information ,and questions to craigslist. They will forward your info to me. And I promise to respond to you as soon as possible. I have a long list of satisfied clients. References upon request. (P.S I have a hard time responding to you at craigslist , so please send me a email address or phone number.) Thank you for your time.