Monkey dismounts back

Aaron Vance doesn't spend any of his free time studying flows, tying bugs, or humping gear.  He doesn't know the difference between Winston and Cortland. And he couldn't give a rats ass about Slab of the Year. 

Despite the infrequency of his flogging, this lifelong friend has been focused and determined for many years to meet Mr. Steel.  Aaron and I chase him together once a year and once a year he's given Aaron the fin.  This year, however, was different.  We finally swung up an introduction.  And in an extremely hetero way, I couldn't be more proud.