Leftyisms

• Common sense ain't that common.

• An expert is a guy with a slide show that he shows more than 10 miles from his house.

• I thought bill was a man's name until I got married.

• He thinks his candle will burn brighter if he blows out the other guy's.

• I can teach any woman to cast as long as I'm not married to her.

• Hillbillies use only one fly, and they catch fish. So don't let this thing get too complicated. Half a dozen fly patterns will catch 90 percent of the fish 90 percent of the time.

• Casting is simple. And clocks ain't got a damn thing to do with it. If you did that 9 o'clock to 1 o'clock stuff all day, your arm would fall off.

(via: Deseret News)