Monday
Apr012013
Celebrity Chum - Top Gun Edition

Tom Cruise has announced he is officially finished with Hollywood and is opening a new guiding service based out of Alcova, Wyoming. "Nicole and Katie would never let me go fishing and it wasn't until my most recent divorce that I realized I was wasting my life making lousy movies."
The new guides service will be named The Church of Flyentology and will offer guided trips that are guaranteed to be a bridge to total freedom and larger trout.

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