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Thursday
Jan272011

Woman used a fish to attack two men ice fishing

NORTON SHORES — Police say two Egelston Township men ice fishing in Norton Shores Saturday were accosted by an angry fish-flinging woman from Fruitport. Read all about it

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My favorite:

“The woman said to turn their heads while she urinated. While their backs were turned the woman struck the first complainant in the head with a fish,” Gale said. “The female then approached them and struck the other man across the face with a fish.”

January 27, 2011 | Unregistered Commenteraustin

Hilarious!! Ice-fishing is so gay

January 27, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterspeydog

...never trusted women from Fruitport... never

January 27, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterdeerhawk

"911, state the nature of your emergency."
"I was just attacked by a woman who hit me with a fish."

Yeah, that's pretty Ghey.

January 27, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAC

speydog. Ice fishing isn't gay at all. Just for real men - that's why your offended by it.

January 27, 2011 | Unregistered Commenter'Merica

Origin of ice fishing: Husband and wife in an argument. Husband says to wife, "I'd rather be on a frozen lake in a cardboard box than here with you!"

January 28, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLinemender

'Merica, ice fishing is SUPER DUPER GAY! In fact it is the domain of beer and kawk chugging hillbillies like yourself!!!

January 28, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterspeydog

Thanks a lot speydog for your thoughtful insights. In fact I am a college student who would rather fish through the ice than not fish at all this time of the year. Sorry you have such a bad opinion of us...btw you don't like a cold one now and then??

Linemender: I know a lot of fly fisherman who fish to get away from their wives too.

January 28, 2011 | Unregistered Commenter'Merica

Go back to your cubicle Speydog and think about that one fish you hooked on the swing over the last 2 years

January 29, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterdeathroe

Speydog you may think ice fishing is Gay but i Bet you'd eat the heck out of the fried fish that we catch through the ice and bring to steelhead camp! and drink a few good beers while doing it! the only Gay thing here is that there is still fisherman hate! if its legal pursuit who cares!! theres bigger fish to fry (no pun intended) like poachers and pita!!

February 3, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterRyno

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