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Tuesday
Sep072010

Last week's hater comments 

There's a lot of hate lately - so much that we're creating a new weekly catagory titled "Last week's hater comments".  Enjoy at our own expense!

"Buffalo Trace is great for the price. Far better than Maker's and others in the same price range.

But whiskey aside, WTF is up with that uber ghey banner at the top of the page?!? I won't even touch on how overused the whole "guide pointing off into the distance" shot is. Two guys leaning up against each other, treated with some retarded PS effect to look like they're wearing makeup, with the slogan, "Reel Pure Thoughts?" Huh?"

-Bemused, commenting on this "this whiskey tastes like piss" post

".... another tranny for pin up Friday. You guys really are gay, aren't you."

-He Look, commenting on this Friday Pin-Up post

"Virtually every post above was written by the same guy trying to spin some positive buzz about his new fly rod biz. Once again moldy chum shilling and whoring for their buddies. Its just another fly rod company like the many others that'll come and go like all the others."

-They're all the same guy, commenting on this "Red Truck Fly Rods" post

"please.... sniff, sniff,,,,, PLEASE> BWAAHAAHAAHA... If you don't buy one of our rods we'll all have to go and get real jobs like real people and we'll lose all the capital be put into our venture that we all borrowed from our parents, relatives and mortgaged our houses for. So unless you want to see us living in cardboard boxes under a bridge somewhere, THEN BUY OUR FUCKING RODS. So what if you can get one better for the same price on Ebay, or build one with pride for the same price also, OUR FINANCIAL LIVES DEPEND ON YOU BUYING ONE WHETHER YOU NEED ONE OR NOT GODDAMIT."

-Please buy one of our rods, commenting on this "Red Truck Fly Rods" post

"Will you get off that fucking movie already. You've been riding that bitch for 20 years already and who gives a shit anymore about a bunch of montana drunks and oh yeah, the cute one gets beat to death and by the way, they like to fish, big fucking deal."

-Oh my god, commenting on this "Inception Runs Through" it post

"Nice picture????.......did you take it with the camera on your cheap ass cell phone? Submit a real picture taken with a real camera next time and you might get some props (check out the July SOTM winner...see the difference!)"

-Phone camera hater, commenting on this Slab of the Month Post

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Reader Comments (40)

Gay Shit.
Yes you are shit that is gay

September 8, 2010 | Unregistered Commentercseverin&2

...don't care about the haters, but the new banner really is gayer than aids...bring back the old one!

September 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMBP

The new banner DOES suck......sorry.

September 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterGL Shooter

those who speaks fowley of the loyal order of the chum shall be banished, and will be placed in a cold concrete room with some guy named bubba

September 8, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterditchpickler

No hate here, but new banner very lame.

September 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterFish On

I love Moldy Chum but definetely don't love the banner. No hate at all, just don't like the treatment of the photo.. looks like some new feature Adobe introduced in Photoshop 6.0 (Pre Creative Suite).

September 8, 2010 | Unregistered Commenter...

I luv me some hat

September 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterI loved your mom

The guy in the ghey cowboy hat (that looks like one of those pre-broken in ones that you'd probably find at the Gap) kinda looks like he's been on the receiving end of a Hot Carl.

September 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBemused

Now we're talkin.' But it needs some Sea Monkeys.

September 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBemused

BAHAHAHAHA
now THAT is a banner!!!

September 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTG

Banner's dope. Fly fisherman are a bunch of vaginas all around.

September 8, 2010 | Unregistered Commenternate

Best. Banner. Ever.

September 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAP

New banner...get's nothin' but love..

September 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterFish On

Holy crap. Sign me up for the airbrush tee shirt version of the banner!

It's like you can totally feel the fluid movements of a charging unicorn under your inner mer-fin as you close your eyes and lean towards the rainbow.

September 9, 2010 | Unregistered Commentersofthackles

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