You Might Be a Redneck If.....

Actually, scratch the might be part.

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"Yeah, don't shoot a hole in the boat."

Comments

[Aaron J Scott]

Oh. So this is why they're banning lead on some streams.

[AC]

Yeehaw! Hey Paw, them flea fishin' folks done put our vidjo on der website!

[EL Mouching]

and the moron throws his shells in the water...

[Queequeg]

This method might take care of two invasive species...asian carp and retarded Americans. Both are reproducing at alarming rates.

[David R]

God bless america

[Hillary Clinton]

Proof Darwin is wrong.

[Dax Xanos]

and for our next trick, I'm going to bang my cousin.

[fatguyaaron]

you gotta do something in between nascar races and ho-downs. Might as well get rid of an asshole species of carp and spares the gene pool from having to hand out a little retardation because it's given hillbillies something to do except screw.

[Thats AWESOME]

And a new sport is born. Soon a whole new industry will grow up around the new carp shooting sport and soon there will be orvis endorsed shotgun loads

[Its more fun and action packed]

than fly fishing and no douche bag fly fisherman to deal with either.

[Kovman]

Orvis already has a line of shotguns...half way there Thats AWESOME

[Yeah they do and they suck balls]

pretty much like everything else orvis makes

[Jughead]

Hold my beer and watch this..............

[English Guy]

I particularly liked the semi- decapitation post- 12 gauging. That young man has clearly spent far too much time on his playstation (and no, I dont mean his sister).

[narwhal]

Yall got a glock?

That woman is hammered!