Apparently Samuel L. Jackson wasn't available 

........it was giant piranha.

A mutant strain of giant piranha escape from South America and eat their way toward the coast of Florida.

Starring: Paul Logan, Tiffany, and Barry Williams. 

Comments

[Hillary Clinton]

Any show with Greg Brady has to be a hit.

[DumpsterFire]

The part when the dude bicycle kicks the onslaught of flying piranha? Classic cinema.

[AC]

Jackson could have provided a certain gravitas to the tag line "You're fish food" and almost certainly squeezed in a "Mother fucker" in there somewhere but Logan's bicycle kicking antics definitely add to the movie!!! And who the hell is this Tiffany person?

[Ebert]

"you're fish food." Epic line. looks like we found the summer blockbuster.

[RH]

I must agree, huge fan of the leg work!

[Scott]

AC, you must be a young 'un. If you don't know Tiffany, you sure as heck don't know Barry Williams! BTW, is this for real? I HAVE to see it. (Anyone see the original 2 piranha films?)

[notrout]

i think it was called "Mega Piranha" and it was on SyFi channel last week. a really awful movie. the special effects were embarassingly bad. probably a made for TV movie produced by the SyFi channel...don't worry, they'll show it again....and again...and again....

[Fun]

http://bit.ly/aOasdQ This explains everything.