On the 5th Day of Christmahanakwanza

Now you can make that special fly angler and Orvis devotee really smile with this exclusive limited edition Battenkill Floss Reel. Manufactured by Hardy's House of Bicuspid in Britain, the ancestral home of fly fishing and poor dental hygiene, this marvelous reel is a convenient way to insure clean teeth and healthy gums while on the river. The Battenkill Floss Reel's precision machined design insures an accurate release of floss with minimal tug, and the flanged spool allows for precise palming in emergency situations such as corn on the cob or salt water taffy. Optional spare spools are also available so you can quickly switch from a standard floss set up to waxed, mint flavored or Glide.

But wait! There's more!

If you act right now, Orvis is offering a free Helios Dental Floss pick with every Battenkill Floss Reel purchase! When you pick up the Helios Floss Pick you’ll be stunned by how light and balanced it is—a direct result of Orvis's patent-pending thermoplastic, thermoset resin inserts used from tip to butt.This pick loads quickly and crisply for unmatched flossing power and is the perfect companion to your Floss Reel.

Act fast, supplies are limited!

Comments

[FlySwinger]

That floss pick has got be at least a $20 value. Where do I sign up for my easy monthly payments.

[Fish Porn]

This Orvis toothpick is hillarious.

[Some guy]

Absolute shit. Is this real (real)? Move the manufacturing of a reel overseas to be made in China, but have a British factory make gimmicky trinkets?

[Teeg]

Funniest one ever.

[El-Rey]

Oh jeez. Can't wait to hear the crap spewing from certain people today

[certain people]

Crap