Vintage Chum - Brown Water Edition

I swear I'm the real A.J. Hartley.

Dude, what's up with the leisure suit?

Authorities were somewhat baffled by the Worthngton's disappearance but were even more perplexed by the perfectly arranged crime scene. 

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