Sunday
Jan312010
Chum Caption Contest
Sunday, January 31, 2010 at 12:00AM 
Use the comment section to give us your best. Winner lands a Reel Pure Waterproof lid.
tagged moldy chum caption contest in Bizarre, Contests, Humor
moldy chum caption contest in Bizarre, Contests, Humor
Reader Comments (90)
Structure = fish
I only had enough fly floatant to wax the back half.
I thought I use to party hard!
Yeah, well I hit one with a VAN!! Goin' fifty-five miles an hour, with the headlights on, and the horn blowin'!
20 more minutes and the water will be warm enough for the hatch to start!
Global Warming is here!
Never fails, I get down here at the crack of dawn, and some asshole's already parked in fishing hole..."
My name is Matt Foley, and I am a Motivational Speaker! Now, let's get started by me giving you a little bit of a scenario of what my life is all about! First off, I am 35 years old.. I am divorced.. and I live in a van down IN the river!
Donny always wanted to be the first one there in the mornings.
When I told the guide to put me on the fish, he took me literally...
NRS: First on the water!
BONK!!!
The driver was described by eye witnesses as an Asian carp who failed to signal. Local authorities are still trying to apprehend the suspect.
Sir, put the rod down , and please say, " The fish'n phycician is on a misson" five time fast , then breath into this machine please...
If I can't catch them, I might as well try to run them over.
Fucking stupid GPS...