Sunday
Jan312010
Chum Caption Contest
Sunday, January 31, 2010 at 12:00AM 
Use the comment section to give us your best. Winner lands a Reel Pure Waterproof lid.
tagged moldy chum caption contest in Bizarre, Contests, Humor
moldy chum caption contest in Bizarre, Contests, Humor
Reader Comments (90)
I thought it was a carp, turns out it was a hatchback!
"Teach a man to fish for a Ford - get him reliable transportation, teach a man to fish for a Ferrari - get him laid for a lifetime...
Gear fisherman suck!
dad...Dad...DAD!...nevermind.
overheard at the annual alzheimer's fishing derby.
"what was I going to do today?"
"where did I park the car again?"
"Did I lock the car?"
"am I forgetting anything?"
"where did I park the car again?"
"what doe's the P on the shift thing stand for?"
No Excuses. Go Fishing.
Somewhere along the way, Bill's suggestion to stock the pond with carp fell foul to a serious but tiny typo.
"Hey, girl in the black miniskirt, come to the foreground, please, pretty please."
"Shit Ned, you forgot the damn parking brake again"
30 mph wasn't fast enough. Next time, I'll try 45 mph, then I can reach those fish that I just can't cast to.
As always, Bob was unperturbed by his wife's attempt to get his attention.
Well at least this time grampa didnt expose himself to the neighbors...
Should of bought a Ford, pussy.
Having traded in the General Lee during cash for clunkers, the Duke boys found their new prius to be less than satisfactory.
Here grab on, I'll pull you to shore. You lucky son of a Bitch.
And I thought Ted Kennedy was dead
"Good evening sir, may I see your license please? Um...no sir, your drivers license.
Fail. You missed the ferry by that much!
fishing... Fix the car breaks...fishing... Fix the car breaks...
Screw it, I'm Go'n fish'n !!
After an hour and no action, Jim scratches his nuts , and ponders what earlier in the day seemed obvious...
"Was I told to car pool to the fish hole, or fish the car pool hole ?? ..."
"As devastation continued, the white locals of Haiti continued doing what they do best!"
I got nothin'.... You dumbass!?!
Never fails. Always some asshole splashing around in my fishing hole.
I was right there when the steel entered the river....
gotta catch a fish so the chick in the mini skirt will look at me...
This is how we did it back in the day at Chuck-N-Duck pier.