Salmon Try to Send Larry Craig Up the River

That’s right, salmon — you might know them as the harmless smoked fish Larry King puts on his bagels, when he is making bagels, but in real life Big Salmon has a stranglehold on our government and industry, preventing upstanding American companies from building big dams that power our baby monitors and puppy-grooming machines.

But with Larry resigning in disgrace for the “crime” of soliciting public sex with an undercover cop, these salmon may soon be free to infest the Snake River with their disgusting spawn. That’s why we all need to support Senator Craig in his latest campaign: the campaign to not actually resign.  Via: Wonkette LINK

Craig has now vowed to stay in the Senate until the end of his term. LINK

Meanwhile new dams are going up in Minneapolis. Via: Yahoo LINK