Our weekend in Baja with the A-Team

What do you do on a snowy Northwest Sunday with little to no energy or cerebral power to crank out insightful Chum content?  You surf stupid sites and find one with a program that auto-generates an A-Team episode.  It's kinda like Madlibs.  Only for retards.

 

Make your own A-Team Episode

"In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team."

A-Team Episode Generator

Story by Rathbun

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The A-Team is hired by Bennett to go to Baja to rescue Rathbun's mother from K.C. Walsh, who is intent on taking control of Baja. B.A. is afraid to fly ,so they drug him and Murdock flies them to Baja.
They arrive and go into the nearest Moldy Chum where they get into a fight after asking about the clients mother.
They are overwhelmed by twenty or thirty really big villagers. The little village in Baja is living in terror of K.C. Walsh and the accompanying band of thugs.
Face convinces the villagers to let them go by saying - Get some bitch
Hannibal comes up with a plan. He has B.A. turn a spey rod and a big roto hammer into a deadly weapon .
Hanibal pretends to be governer of alaska, but K.C. Walsh catches on and tries to power tea-bag Hanibal. Murdoch rescues Hanibal at the last second.
Then Hannibal goes in their front door in their deadly float tube . They manage to defeat all the thugs. K.C. Walsh holds a gun to Faces head and escapes using the deadly float tube as transportation.
The A-Team pursues them. Murdoch shoots out the side window. When K.C. Walsh slows down to take a turn Rathbun's mother jumps out and is helped up by Face.
Hanibal throws explosives, causing the deadly float tube to crash and flip over . K.C. Walsh climbs out unharmed. Hanibal says I love it when a plan comes together.
The A-Team leaves K.C. Walsh tied up for the authorities. In the little village in Baja there is much rejoicing. In order to get B.A. to fly home though the A-Team has to drug him again.

More Whisky?

Another ad for single barbless.

Siwwy Wabbit

Palin - post 15 minutes of fame

I'm picturing homeless drunk Alaskans
wearing Sarah Palin's used campaign clothes; peeing on the side of
McDonald's and swearing about fish. - J. Adam Moore

Erie Steel

Mike "Big Buck" Engelhardt shows off a dime on a recent trip to an Erie tributary.

Rapala Fishing Frenzy

Every once in a while, we'll get a goodie or two to review.  In this case, it's a new video game from Activision.  And, since we love bass AND playing the occasional vid - we were stoked at the notion.

The cliff note description goes something like this: 

"Developed by Fun Labs in close collaboration with Rapala, the world's largest manufacturer of fishing lures and #1 fishing brand in the world, the title supplies heart-pounding fishing action in over 20 tournament events."

Here's the Moldy Chum review:  We gave it about a half hour of our undivided attention and came to this conclusion - the thought of receiving fellatio administered by a ling cod is more appealing than playing this game again.