With chapters such as "For Whom the Beer Flows," "Death in the Afternoon... Lunch is Served," "A Farewell to Smooth Arms, Backs, Faces, Taints, etc.," and "The Old Man and the See You in Hell," former Esquire editor Marty Beckerman demonstrates how modern eunuchs—brainwashed by PETA and Alcoholics Anonymous—can realize their full potential as drunken, unshaven, meat-devouring, wife-divorcing, gloriously self-destructive manimals.