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When Deadbeat Dads are Mer-Men it's even harder to get that support check!
"Keep your pants on dear, if I hit 8 centimeters and we still can't see the fish, I'll cut the line."
Honey.....we lost it.
And the baby's name shall be Jonas!
And the baby's name shall be Jona!
Sally sat in the sun all day drinking a belly full of beer when ...finally, she got a bite!
Beached whale, I will show you a beached whale!
Nothing cures morning sickness like reeling in a big one.
Listen up fish. I hate my husband, I'll damn sure eat you too!
hooked up and knocked up !!!!!!
darn Stork,he's not gonna get away that easy!
Susie had last seen her ex mounting a whale on the last Moldy Chum caption contest, she was going to reel that SOB in to court if it was the last thing she did...
Susie could use some nice XXXL Chumwear.
Get in my belly and feed my baby!
"So THIS is what you meant by 'testing out the wedding tackle!'"
OR:
"A more responsible use of the wedding tackle."
I think I may have given myself a hernia.
MTV's hit show 16 and Pregnant now on the Outdoor Channel!
Castrabatrion. Won't get you pregnant!
"Fishin'? I'm stocking up on diapers for when the baby arrives!"
"I hope a fish bladder condom works better than the intestine one my last boyfriend used"
or
"I hope this striper has a bigger girth than I do"
Monster fish equal monster herniation.
Little known fact: Placenta makes for great chum
White trash vs. whitefish
Dejavu moment for Kate , as 8 months earlier she was on a beach, sweating , gripping a large rod....
"Welcome to Texas"
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When Deadbeat Dads are Mer-Men it's even harder to get that support check!
"Keep your pants on dear, if I hit 8 centimeters and we still can't see the fish, I'll cut the line."
Honey.....we lost it.
And the baby's name shall be Jonas!
And the baby's name shall be Jona!
Sally sat in the sun all day drinking a belly full of beer when ...finally, she got a bite!
Beached whale, I will show you a beached whale!
Nothing cures morning sickness like reeling in a big one.
Listen up fish. I hate my husband, I'll damn sure eat you too!
hooked up and knocked up !!!!!!
darn Stork,he's not gonna get away that easy!
Susie had last seen her ex mounting a whale on the last Moldy Chum caption contest, she was going to reel that SOB in to court if it was the last thing she did...
Susie could use some nice XXXL Chumwear.
Get in my belly and feed my baby!
"So THIS is what you meant by 'testing out the wedding tackle!'"
OR:
"A more responsible use of the wedding tackle."
I think I may have given myself a hernia.
MTV's hit show 16 and Pregnant now on the Outdoor Channel!
Castrabatrion. Won't get you pregnant!
"Fishin'? I'm stocking up on diapers for when the baby arrives!"
"I hope a fish bladder condom works better than the intestine one my last boyfriend used"
or
"I hope this striper has a bigger girth than I do"
Monster fish equal monster herniation.
Little known fact: Placenta makes for great chum
White trash vs. whitefish
Dejavu moment for Kate , as 8 months earlier she was on a beach, sweating , gripping a large rod....
"Welcome to Texas"