Tuesday
Jan122010
Chum Caption Contest
Tuesday, January 12, 2010 at 12:02AM
You know the drill - submit your best caption via comments. Winner will hook up with a deliciously fresh Moldy Chum logo t-shirt.
tagged moldy chum caption contest in Apparel, Contests, Humor
Reader Comments (182)
Agh fuck it
I did her!
Friday Pinup?
"Johnny loves the skinny girls, but he never turns down a fatty"
Ever been to the sea Billy?
No! but I have been blown ashore a few times.
..."oh, ah...good morning Officer"
When Jon signed up for a remake of "Whale Rider" he didn't read the small print....
Seeking to disgrace the anti-whaling lobby, the japanese set up an elaborate sting...
If you think she is bad, you should see the one he brought home last weekend.
George Costanza: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.
Widley critisized for being a attention whore on the interweb, Castingoutloud again raises the bar on douchebagery with this foolish entry for SOTM.
We were somewhere between Cabo and San Felipe when the acid kicked in...
Dude's Humpin' a Humpy on the tide's fall;
Dude's Humpin' a Humpy wearin' no Chum gear 'tal.
All of Chum Nation
and all Baleen's kin
Couldn't imagine the chafe on Dude's foreskin.
THE END
Ryan gave new meaning to the term "exploading whale."
Thats it. I am never using craigslist again. Last time it was an accountant that promised I could "keep my shirt" after the melt down and now this. "FREE 26' beeched boston whaler to the one who can remove it.
When we hired you to "tag" the whales, We should of clarified what we meant by insert your device here.
i know they say its a mammal but its true that it smells like fish
This was the last straw for the star of "Free Willy," with this latest paparazzi sex tape his career was officially in the gutter.
whale...WHALEFUCKER! Do you need assistance?
That morning, Ned truly learned the meaning of "beer goggles."
A new and slightly more humane whale hunt!
Kids...stay off meth
Now i've heard of beating a dead horse, but screwing a dead whale? Really?
.....they are both fun to ride until your friends catch you on one.
"Take it like a whale!"