From: Jake
Subject: Girlie Boys
Dear Moldy Chum,
I can't believe that a fly fishing site like this is hosted by little girlie boys that are afraid of Dick Cheney.Come on boys spit out Mommies boobie and strap on some balls. The world is a lot bigger than Daddies trust fund has taken you.
Keep your site interesting and drop the politics. Not everyone has been handed life on a silver platter. Nothing more deflating than having fun interrupted by ignorance. Do yourself a favor and ignore the hate Bush crybabies and stick to the facts about fly fishing.
Jake
Wow. Jake has some interesting assumptions - which leads us to our brief response.
To: Jake
From: Moldy Chum
Subject: Re: Girlie Boys
Dear Jake,
Not sure about B2, but my mother was so flat that I actually had to breastfeed with a straw. You're a cruel, cruel dude to rekindle such memories.
As far as sticking to the facts about fly fishing - you're giving us way too much credit.
Regards,
-EJR, Chum Editor
P.S. I voted for Bush. Actually kinda like the guy - even if he is a knob.