Chum Caption Contest

We're speechless here, so help us out Chum Nation.  Comment with your caption suggestion.  Winner gets a free Chum Tee Shirt.

Comments

[Mills]

Well Sven....what seems to be the problem witt your rod

[Doggie68]

"Hurry up and catch a fucking fish...the Polar Bear Club Social starts in a few minutes

[Hodge]

" I said...drop what you're doing and bring me by Briefs!!!

[Doggie68]

"Sir your pants and reel are in my brief case, now do I get the job?"

[Hodge]

"Did you lose your feet in an accident too or were you born without them"??

[Hodge]

"How's the fishing"??

[FlySwinger]

"Honestly, that's what the guy at the shop told me: "Just cast the bait out there and strip as you bring it in.' "

[Doggie68]

"Is your Speedo as hot as the fishing?"

[Kielbasa]

I will get off your back, when you sign these insurance forms.

[stein7209]

Wow....I Don't think your rod is going to fit in my casse!

or

George quick.... I need a larger worm for my rod!!!

[RiverBankRobber]

"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"

[Fun]

"You're such a genius Mr. Reynolds! Moving the Speedo International office to the beach has really boosted moral, sir!"
"Don't be a kiss ass, O'donnell. Now go get me a latte."
"I hope I can wear a shirt someday..."

[diego garcia]

"Tight Lines!"

[Frazier]

"In our family, there was no clear line between fashion and fly fishing,"

[DirtyWahter]

As with most couples, Todd and Brad began to experience strain in the autumn of their relationship. Brad, newly retired, enjoyed strolling the beach casually casting for fish, while Todd would longingly stare from shore upon his arrival home from a days work, and try to come up with new and interesting ways to spice up their hibernating love. Today on Dr. Phil we will look at ways they can reach middle ground. Or at least get these two fruits to wear pants in public.

[Jp]

although mikey was able to win all his dad's money back words were few the next morning

[milosh]

"does this rod make my ass look fat?"

[boneless]

So sir, should I umm, postpone your 9 o'clock?

[D.E."Hawkeye"Hawkinson]

Sven thought the Swedish fishing regs were too complicated,so he brought his attorney.

[kegkicker]

Hey Tom, here is my other pair of speedos...Put them on now, you look ridiculous.

[Jeroen]

Credit crunch: 'stop being funny Charles, I am the one with a job, so I wear the shirt!'

[Fun]

That fucker's gonna sue you for harassment.

[oatka]

"Hey, this time can I be Moldy and you be Chum? Please?"

[sideshow]

Now vhere dew u vant me to put zeeee gummy meeenow Boris?

[Matt]

Deal or no deal: I'll take Sven case #5.....